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Jun. 24th, 2009 09:28 amReading this review from io9.com, I almost want to see the new Transformers movie. But only if I can see it through the lens the reviewer creates.
An except:
"Cinema has strained towards an unholy surrealism since Buñuel and Cocteau. But it took Michael Bay, a squillion dollars, and a hundred supercomputers' worth of CG to bring us the ultimate in loud, gorgeous unreality, Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen.
Oh, and I would warn you that there'll be spoilers in this review — except that, really, since I still have no idea what actually happened in this movie, I'm not sure how much I can spoil it."
An except:
"Cinema has strained towards an unholy surrealism since Buñuel and Cocteau. But it took Michael Bay, a squillion dollars, and a hundred supercomputers' worth of CG to bring us the ultimate in loud, gorgeous unreality, Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen.
Oh, and I would warn you that there'll be spoilers in this review — except that, really, since I still have no idea what actually happened in this movie, I'm not sure how much I can spoil it."