Watch your step
Mar. 7th, 2003 01:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bjornwildeSome advice for those of you with outdoor cats...
Never step outside your front door at night barefoot without turning the porch light on.
*Sklick* *Shudder* *Ewwww*
(BTW - I own Sklick, so if you use it I get a quarter. J/k I did come up with the word. It popped to mind one rainy evening in SF in the early days of my mispent youth. It is the sound and feeling between your toes when you step into a rain puddle off a curb in SF with a hole in the sole of you boots. The effect is best if you are wearing plastic bags over your socks to try and counteract said hole in the sole of your boot. This way, the fetid rain water back washed from the sewers and who knows what else gets enveloped by the bag and for the next few hours, until you take your boot off, you have the fetidness sklishing around your toes. Now if I actually have some amount of writing talent like I think I do, you can almost know what slick feels like.)
Never step outside your front door at night barefoot without turning the porch light on.
*Sklick* *Shudder* *Ewwww*
(BTW - I own Sklick, so if you use it I get a quarter. J/k I did come up with the word. It popped to mind one rainy evening in SF in the early days of my mispent youth. It is the sound and feeling between your toes when you step into a rain puddle off a curb in SF with a hole in the sole of you boots. The effect is best if you are wearing plastic bags over your socks to try and counteract said hole in the sole of your boot. This way, the fetid rain water back washed from the sewers and who knows what else gets enveloped by the bag and for the next few hours, until you take your boot off, you have the fetidness sklishing around your toes. Now if I actually have some amount of writing talent like I think I do, you can almost know what slick feels like.)
