These dreams

[bjornwilde]

 Subconscious Self: So we've agreed to a stage performance despite how much public speaking unnerves us. No, no, just wait for it....it's a burlesque show! Surprise! And the music for our number is Rasputina's Transylvanian Concubine, performed live! Don't worry that your costume is the slacks and dress shirt you worn at work today. And Orlando Jones is the MC.

Conscious Self upon waking: What the hell?