For some reason I can't stop thinking about this. It occurs to me that even when you don't bring gender into it, "screaming like a kid" is belittling to children since the whole trope is meant to make the big strong character seem weak for laughs. Kids aren't weak nor are they a punch line.
I think instead I will just describe the shriek and not use similes at all.
Still, I kind of like "he screamed like misogynistic expectations".
I think instead I will just describe the shriek and not use similes at all.
Still, I kind of like "he screamed like misogynistic expectations".